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Mr. T....The Man....The Myth.....
A God Among Kings Among Icons Among Humans, Mr. T has been
around since the dawn of time. I'm pretty sure he was around during the caveman days, when they had to hunt for food.
He can lift a car above his head, and if he was president, he would have went out, fought a war by himself and won, damnit!
Mr. T drove most the cars in the TV show "The A-Team", so we know right there and then that he could win any race. He
had all that gold, so that tells us that he was pimpin' like there's no tomorrow. He fought cancer, and WON!!!
So by looking at this, we can tell he's invincible. He's the perfect human specimen. Let's hope he lives another
thousand years, and puts out another rap album sometime soon
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Sending Mr. T to Mars
I think they should send Mr. T to Mars, because then if there was any aliens, he's smash their 'cracka asses, foo'.
Also, if the spaceship broke down, Mr. T is strong enough to get out and push it back to Earth. "But what about there
being no air in space, Jesse?" you may ask. Well, I say this to you: Mr. T don't need no air, foo! Air is fo suckas!
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