A Shaming For The Ages!

I was talking with some friends today about someone really irritating (who had simultaneously irritated almost all of us that same day!), when someone (me), got the idea to pull a heinous shaming on him. The following is a pieced together version of what was said:

Friend 1: We should have some sort of overnighter, and wait 'til he passes out, then do something to him...

Me: Forget this waiting! We make him pass out! Alright, what we do is -he's a pretty big drinker, right? Well, we sneak some sleepin' pills in his drink, oh! And some laxatives! So he craps himself in his sleep! So yeah, he's asleep with his crappy pants and all, and we get a permanent marker, and draw on his face! Oh! And shave off one eyebrow...only one!

Friend 2: And parts of his head! Not all of it, only parts!

Friend 1: Yeah, and dye the hair!...And glue it onto his face! He'd have a bright pink glue beard!

Friend 3: No, if we're gluing hair on his face, it shouldn't come from the top of his head... (Hinted at a gross idea, but was met with an accepting laugh)

Friends 1 & 2: And you know what we should do? Sew his clothes! Sew them so tight around all the openings so that he can't take them off, he'll have to cut them off!!!

Friend 3: Draw him a unibrow...

Me: Sew his pant legs together...

Friend 1: Wax one of his legs...

Me: Wake him up with an airhorn...

Friend 3: Sew him to the bed!

etc.

There was much more stuff, but it wouldn't be proper to type them out, and also, I don't remember it all. When/if any/all of this happens, I will be absolutley certain to take a photo of it or something...