Updated 08/19/05!
"Well, it's more of a challenge than a question. I want to challenge you to a grizzled contest"
Bodom Beach 1986: The Thing That Actually Happened
Hot dog! It's been a solid chunk of months since I last even admitted to having this page, let alone updating it!
Where did I leave off last? It was soon to be my birthday, Randy had bought tickets to the Motorhead show...oh wow!
I was still in highschool back in those days (and there's a good chance I was in ultramatic danger of failing too...).
Well, I've punched up a few links to catch up, and make it look like I actually give half a damn about this website, so in
case anyone reads it anytime soon, they won't think I'm some guy from a whole bunch of months in the past...
P.S, on
the day of this update (August 8th, 2005) it was Randy's birthday. Happy 17th, Slugger
So this is my web site, kids. More to the point, this is the home page of my website, but I call it "The Homie
G Funk" page


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What the hell do I think I'm doing?
In all likelyhood at the time you're reading this?
-Eating
or
-Sleeping and
-Thinking about a Girl I know
BE THE HUNDREDTH CALLER THROUGH TO WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!!
WIN!!!
N'aww, that's just the hit counter.
I do believe it already hit 100 sometime last year, when someone's refresh button was stuck or something. Oh well, I
think I deserve an award nonetheless
The Page That Should Not Be
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Pickley-Pickles on my Pickles!
Yeah, I got THIS bored: I updated my website. No real news to report,
though. I mean, there never really was to begin with, but just in case anyone was curious: There still isn't.
Well, maybe that's not true...
My basement-room flooded about a month or so back, because of all this rain, so I've
been living in my purple-room recroom for the time being. I'll chalk my lack of luck with girls up to that
I got a purple Malibu electric guitar (some take-off or sub-sub division of Fender, I've been informed) as a graduation
present from my folks. What a couple of nice blokes, hey? It wails like no one's good buisness
I got some rad new stuff on my trip to Minneapolis (mentioned in my review of OZZFEST!!!)
I've learned some new
songs on the guitar
I graduated highschool!
I ran into a certain ex at the mall, who definately looked like a pirate (Puffy white blouse-style, Seinfeld-episode
pirate shirt featuring a haircut I'd be ashamed to give to a dog). I'd tell you the full story, but that was pretty
much it. Hah
I've been working as a brickyard man at Rona. It's not a very mentally straining job, but
my arms seem to have gotten less flabby from it. The gut (herein referred to as 'The Keg' - not the Steakhouse and Bar)
is still in tip-top shape(s)

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