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Old Timey Picture Time...-ey!
Some New MS Paint Pictures
A Shaming For The Ages!
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A Link that deserves it's own page
Sunday Night/Monday Morning Robot
Click Here! A Picture of some guys you know!
The Sketchiest Work Sketch in this Town
Look how Tron is living...
You should be paying me to see something as cool as this...
Update: Look at this bad-ass picture!
Have You Got MSN6? If Yes, Take A Look At These!
T Shirt Buisness
NES: All That Matters, Chump
He's Been Listening To Def Lepperd Too Much!
God Damned Mini-Van!!!
Easy Rod!...
A Little Info On The Sexiest Guy Around
Danger May Or May Not Be Involved...
Time To Rock Out With Mr. T
Well, Just Photo Mania...
Hey, Click On Me! I'll Give You Candy...
Holy Macaroni
I dare you to find a tougher front page picture!

Updated 08/19/05!

"Well, it's more of a challenge than a question.  I want to challenge you to a grizzled contest"

Bodom Beach 1986: The Thing That Actually Happened

Hot dog!  It's been a solid chunk of months since I last even admitted to having this page, let alone updating it!  Where did I leave off last?  It was soon to be my birthday, Randy had bought tickets to the Motorhead show...oh wow!  I was still in highschool back in those days (and there's a good chance I was in ultramatic danger of failing too...).  Well, I've punched up a few links to catch up, and make it look like I actually give half a damn about this website, so in case anyone reads it anytime soon, they won't think I'm some guy from a whole bunch of months in the past...

P.S, on the day of this update (August 8th, 2005) it was Randy's birthday.  Happy 17th, Slugger

So this is my web site, kids.  More to the point, this is the home page of my website, but I call it "The Homie G Funk" page

Hey!  Looks like me!

Hey!  Looks like Megaman!

What the hell do I think I'm doing?

In all likelyhood at the time you're reading this?

-Eating  
or

-Sleeping  and

-Thinking about a Girl I know

BE THE HUNDREDTH CALLER THROUGH TO WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!!


WIN!!!

N'aww, that's just the hit counter.  I do believe it already hit 100 sometime last year, when someone's refresh button was stuck or something.  Oh well, I think I deserve an award nonetheless

The Page That Should Not Be

Pickley-Pickles on my Pickles!

Yeah, I got THIS bored:  I updated my website.  No real news to report, though.  I mean, there never really was to begin with, but just in case anyone was curious:  There still isn't.  Well, maybe that's not true...

My basement-room flooded about a month or so back, because of all this rain, so I've been living in my purple-room recroom for the time being.  I'll chalk my lack of luck with girls up to that
 
I got a purple Malibu electric guitar (some take-off or sub-sub division of Fender, I've been informed) as a graduation present from my folks.  What a couple of nice blokes, hey?  It wails like no one's good buisness
 
I got some rad new stuff on my trip to Minneapolis (mentioned in my review of OZZFEST!!!)

I've learned some new songs on the guitar

I graduated highschool!
 
I ran into a certain ex at the mall, who definately looked like a pirate (Puffy white blouse-style, Seinfeld-episode pirate shirt featuring a haircut I'd be ashamed to give to a dog).  I'd tell you the full story, but that was pretty much it.  Hah

I've been working as a brickyard man at Rona.  It's not a very mentally straining job, but my arms seem to have gotten less flabby from it.  The gut (herein referred to as 'The Keg' - not the Steakhouse and Bar) is still in tip-top shape(s)

My Website's Logo

Woo Dee Woo!

Hey Peter man, check out channel nine! Check out this chick!!!

(Click The Picture For "Office Space" Sounds)

How To E-Mail This Crazy Guy?  Well, Just Follow Your Nose...To My E-Mail Address, Of Course:  heliumcow@hotmail.com    It's no lordelstingdingdingdingworth@oldtimey.fun but it'll do, pig...it'll do