That Paris Hilton! She should definately start rocking a Pirate Patch...

I'm of course talking about the G.I Joe cartoons that have been floating about on the internet. If this doesn't sound familiar in the least, I'll explain the concept: Fenslerfilm (I don't know if that's just one guy, or a group of people) took clips from the old G.I Joe cartoons, and basically just dubbed over the voices, and added in some sound effects (I'm pretty sure they also edited order of the clips for some of them, but nevermind those bullocks. Unimportant). The end result are these little minute long clips that make me laugh, real heartily-like, with "Yar-har-hars" and "Hee-hee-hees"

If you'll click the screenshot below, it should take you to (in my experience) the best website to see these cartoons on. I don't know what "requirements" you need to be able to watch the cartoons, as I'm not very learned on the computer, however if for some reason you can't see the cartoons on your computer, consider this an open invitation to come over to my place some time and watch 'em. We can even play Mario Bros. 3 afterwards, since that game is pretty boss.

Also, do note, that this screenshot was taken shortly after the Superbowl of 2005, so I don't know if that particular screen is going to come up when you click the picture, but the layout of buttons on the bottom should still be the same.

Note as well, for you slow folks, that I've taken the liberty of labelling which button you should click on the bottom of the screen. I "John Maddened" it with the color Red in MS Paint...as for the words coming out of Paris Hilton's mouth, and the "Jesse" Tattoo....those were there from the get-go...I think

UPDATE: As bizarre as it sounds, the very next day after I made this update, the layout of Heavy.com had completely changed. They didn't have the Paris Hilton picture, and they had (seemingly) removed the entire G.I Joe section...that is, of course, until I had searched deeper into this situation: They moved the clips to another section of the website called "Terriyaki Strips". The button to get to that section (at the time of this update) is a picture of Itchy from Simpsons fame, but that could easily change seconds after you read this. Technology!